The first and only
OCCULT BUSINESS SCHOOL
where your teachers study.
AT THIS POINT YOU’VE FIGURED OUT YOU CAN’T GROW THE OUTER WORLD WITHOUT GROWING THE INNER WORLD.
SO WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO HIRE ONE TEACHER FOR BUSINESS, AND ONE TEACHER FOR INNER WORK?
AT THIS POINT YOU KNOW THAT FAITH WITHOUT WORKS IS DELUSION.
SO WHY WOULD YOU EVER STUDY FAITH AND WORKS SEPARATELY?
WHY IS COACHING SO FREAKING EXPENSIVE, ESPECIALLY IF YOU CAN ONLY USE A FRACTION OF IT?
AND HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT WORKED FOR YOUR TEACHER WILL ALSO WORK FOR YOU?
We believe that spiritual work should be easy to understand, practical to apply, and give results you see right away. You could call us cheap asses, but after investing hundreds of thousands of dollars into the best coaches on the market…we felt something had to be done about the cost of getting the mentorship you deserve.
So we spent 7 years building a school.
Our mission was to take the 1:1 experience of spiritual AND business coaching, and make it accessible financially to the masses. When it comes to advanced magic, it is not enough to give someone the information. You have to help them implement it.
“Before you give someone a spiritual system, you must give them a digestive system.”
- Idries Shah
There were certain standards we would have to uphold:
Every student would need a curriculum tailored to them, we would need to enroll each student personally and check their homework. At Safehouse, we are your guidance counselors. Every aspect of your education is tailored to you and your unique needs as you grow. We use a legion of objective tools including Human Design and the Enneagram, to make sure that the strategy works for you.
Personal enrollment, homework checks, and mentorship available only at Safehouse
The best education is offered in response to questions. We would need to answer every question the student had, just like with private clients. At Safehouse, every question is answered directly to you, each and every week. You do not have to wait your turn, or make a live call to be heard and responded to.
Q&A via voice memo every single Friday. No gatekeeping. Available only at Safehouse
Every student would need the utmost anonymity, privacy, and safety, just like our 1:1 clients. They needed to be able to get vulnerable, and receive fully without having to “be a teacher” for anyone else. At Safehouse, we built an entire app from scratch so we could ensure every customer’s privacy. When you’re done, you can cancel your account and every trace of your journey.
Come hungry. Use any name you want. Get messy. Leave satisfied with no trace. Only at Safehouse
Finally, we would need to give it to them straight and never assume they were too sensitive to handle the truth. Our students come in whiny, undisciplined, and disorganized, feeling entitled to results they’ve given no REAL effort to. They leave confident, strategic, and strong. Just like we wouldn’t waste a $3000 hour sugarcoating something for a client, we don’t waste a $200 month negotiating with laziness. You will grow, because we’ll give it to you straight.
Discipline. Only at Safehouse.
When it came to the curriculum, we could hold nothing back. Safehouse is a harmony of all of our workshops, prescribed to you personally as you need them, supplemented with weekly Q&A, homework checks, and guidance counselling.
Here’s What a Year at Our School Looks Like
When it came to wealth, we would need to put an end to wishful, submissive thinking. You are here to be wealthy, and as it stands, you have no idea what it’s going to require of you. Our students would need to become disciplined, strategic, and organized. They would need to face their money strategy head on with us, for 40 days straight.
This is our workshop The Ritual
est. 2016
When it came to the inner world, they would need to objectively clear any negative patterning that had been there since childhood. They needed to open AND close the book on childhood trauma, once and for all. For the aspiring healers in the class, they would need confidence that they could handle any client at any stage. Our teacher training would provide both their own healing, and equip them to heal others.
This is our Teacher Training, Wheels: Reinvented
est. 2017
A teacher’s bank account should reflect their growth. If a teacher has grown substantially, but the business has plateaued, there is an issue in communicating their value to the market that is both strategic and spiritual.
There is a spiritual law that states one can never graduate to a higher level without putting students on the level they’re at. The student MUST graduate into group offerings. This is the art of passive income.
They would need to learn how to be fearlessly authentic, and how to market their work authentically. Core offers, product development, content strategy, social media, marketing, advertising, sales funnels, and launching MUST be mastered. They need a big red button that says “money” that they can press any time they need it. This is their right.
This is our workshop Fuckless
a.k.a Mami Onami’s Ultimate Passive Income Course
est. 2021
For seekers going the distance, they need to be objectively awakened. This means they no longer think in dualistic terms, or reside in a dualistic world. When they’ve mastered this, their peaceful disposition in any and all situations creates the biggest neon sign over their head that says “TEACHER” and is with them wherever they go.
This objective awakening process is our workshop Mesoterica
est. 2022
Once the student has a solid base, good business data, and an understanding of classic magic, they are ready to learn the ultimate magic, Sex Magic. This can be accomplished alone or in partnership, but it cannot be accomplished by amateurs. This is our workshop Erotic Wealth, and Autoerotic Wealth. For mature students, this is your graduation. We look at every aspect of the inner and outer worlds, and use the strongest form of magic to create an unbreakable five and ten year strategy for your life and legacy that is built to last.
Erotic Wealth + Autoerotic Wealth
est. 2022
Every workshop we teach is backed by an Enneagram, which is a step-by-step objective to do list for accomplishing any and all things. When we get to the end of the school year, we teach our students the sacred method behind all the magic so they can go forth and conquer. Experienced students soar in this course, because their experience at school has led them to understand the process, and now they will know. Someone doing this workshop first will know the process, but not fully understand.
This is our workshop, the Enneagram.
est. 2022
In addition to this coursework, we have two legacy workshops that our students love for low commitment brain food, and lots of mini masterclasses.
School of Unified Spiritual Laws
A Crash Course in the Fourth Way
est. 2019
Empress Academy - Erotic Arts in Marketing
est. 2019
Enjoy one-click access to all your workshops.
Text any question you have, whenever you have it and get an answer every single Friday. Experience tried-and-proven therapeutic messaging rooms for every aspect of your journey. Share your process, and get your homework checked on our utterly private, exclusive app.
If you would like to try a free trial and preview all the work, you can! Just click here:
you save $400 with annual, most of our students stay 12 months.
We encourage annual because it most closely mimics the coaching relationship, where you take a leap, pay the money, and don’t look back.
This is how I’ve paid all my coaches, and how all my clients have paid me.
We understand that the option to save two months of tuition isn’t available to everyone, and we love our monthly students JUST AS MUCH. Apart from the annual discount, it’s the same exact service.
once you check out, you get ALL our info, and we start your enrollment right away.
Once you’re in, we’ll see you every single Friday in QA.
Every time you finish a workshop, you check in, we chart your progress, and set you up with the next one.
THE RITUAL - $499
WHEELS: REINVENTED - $899
FUCKLESS - $899
AUTOEROTIC WEALTH- $1500
THE ENNEAGRAM - $800
MESOTERICA - $899
SCHOOL OF UNIFIED SPIRITUAL LAWS - $499
EMPRESS - $499
TOTAL VALUE : $6494 in workshops
(and we’re not even including QA)
but because our mission statement is:
”largest possible results to the largest possible group”
YOU COMMIT, YOU SAVE $4795
you check out, get all our info, and we start your enrollment! Every time you finish a workshop, you check in, we chart your progress, and set you up with the next piece of your education. Once you’re in, we’ll see you every single Friday in Q&A.
We encourage annual because it most closely mimics the coaching relationship, where you take a leap, pay the money, and don’t look back. This is how I’ve paid all my coaches, and how all my clients have paid me. We love ALL our customers, and we get that not everyone has the ability to save $400 on tuition by paying up-front.
FAQ
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yes! The live classes are released weekly, each with their own pace, but you are welcome to take any of the courses at any time. Go to "How to get started" in the workshop section if you'd like us to set up a bespoke curriculum for you.
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Usually one module released per week unless its a esoteric workshop that requires extra practice between sessions, like Mesoterica. 45-90 minutes is pretty standard, although Wheels:Reinvented is more like 3 hours per week. You can go at your own pace for any and all workshops.
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Yes! Every workshop on Safehouse is OBJECTIVE which took years and a lot of esoteric initiation to do. Every workshop aligns with a mathematical process of creation known as an Enneagram, which you can learn in the streaming workshop The Enneagram. Anyone who follows the steps, gets the result. Each workshop is designed to make sure no steps are missing, and also that each step is performed at the correct time, in the correct order.
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You committed to a year in school, and we committed to you. We don't do refunds on services rendered.
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There are! We have the monthly affiliate call, and fresh Q&A every week. We focus on using our live time to have cutting conversations that haven't been had with our app before. We are currently working on a new, bimonthly live school offering.
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let us pull some homework for you! Follow the prompts to get to your app at mamionami.com/success and head right to How To Get Started so we can set you up. Or, browse and study as you like!
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