If you love spirituality

but you suck at business, this is for you

WHY?

COACHING WITH ME IS EXQUISITE, BUT IT’S 15K A SESSION. MY MISSION IS THE LARGEST POSSIBLE RESULTS FOR THE LARGEST POSSIBLE GROUP OF PEOPLE. IT HAD TO BE MORE AFFORDABLE.

All of my workshops build off each other, leading to a grand crescendo of sex magic. You’ll get epic results from each one, because every workshop in the Safehouse catalogue is backed by a magical formula. But when you do the ones that are right for you, in the correct order, you’re fulfilling a larger magical formula. A formula that doesn’t just change you, like getting plastic surgery would change your body. It transforms you, like getting a different brain would transform you.

LET ME PAINT YOU A PICTURE OF WHAT A YEAR IN SCHOOL WOULD LOOK LIKE:

WHO?

You are ready for an overhaul. A new life. You would love to work with a coach for a year.

You want to go into hermit mode and emerge, victorious and successful a year later. You would probably like to emerge victorious a week later, but I’m telling you, you don’t want to come out bit by bit, before you’re ready. You don’t want the public humiliation of trying and failing to assert your spiritual career before you know exactly what you’re doing. I’ve done it. It’s messy, and messes cost money and trust to clean up.

In this year, I will diligently take you, step-by-step from the level you’re stuck in to the level you never dreamed you could get to.

Body, Mind, Bank Account. Leveled up.

IT’S A YEAR OF SCHOOL, SO IT’S WORK, BUT YOU’RE ABOUT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH WORK.

THE SHORT VERSION: YOU GET ALL OF THIS.

you talk to me every time you start a new workshop, so we’ll tailor the order of business to you. The following is our ideal structure.

first, we have to activate your wealth mindset, and get the game plan.

next up, we need to get you comfortable with being authentic, and marketing authentically.

then we want to remove all your trauma so you’re not broadcasting your mess, only your message.

now we’re ready to build an EMPIRE, and we’re going to use advanced sex magic to do it.

then we want to enlighten you, and solidify your position as an advanced teacher.

then we’re going to teach you the master of all systems, the ultimate tool.

If you’re still hungry, this Fourth Way crash course will initiate you into Gurdjieff’s advanced teachings. Learn about the 48 laws that govern our existence and more.

And if you love a good podcast, these sessions are key. Master the art of seductive sales with this workshop on erotic arts and marketing.

PLUS:

AFFILIATE PROGRAM, *WEEKLY Q&A, COMMUNITY, WEEKLY HOMEWORK CHECKS**, 20+ ARCHIVED WORKSHOPS, BONUS TRAININGS, AND AN INSIDE LOOK AT MY BUSINESS.*

Enjoy one-click access to all your workshops.

Text any question you have, whenever you have it and get an answer every single Friday. Experience tried-and-proven therapeutic messaging rooms for every aspect of your journey. Share your process, and get your homework checked on our utterly private, exclusive app.

BUY NOW!

free 14 day trial

$2000/yr

SAVE $4795

you check out, text me at the number provided, and we start your enrollment. Once you’re in, we’ll see you every single Friday in QA. Every time you finish a workshop, you check in, we chart your progress, and set you up with the next one.

If you need a payment plan, click here, it’s $200/month for 12 months, no 14 day trial. You save $500 with annual.

The reason why we push for annual is that it most closely mimics the coaching relationship, where you take a leap, pay the money, and don’t look back. This is how I’ve paid all my coaches, and how all my clients have paid me.

THE RITUAL - $499

WHEELS: REINVENTED - $899

FUCKLESS - $899

AUTOEROTIC WEALTH- $1500

THE ENNEAGRAM - $800

MESOTERICA - $899

SCHOOL OF UNIFIED SPIRITUAL LAWS - $499

EMPRESS - $499

TOTAL VALUE : $6494 in workshops

(and we’re not even including QA)

but because our mission statement is:

”largest possible results to the largest possible group”

YOU PAY

$2000/yr.

YOU COMMIT, YOU SAVE $4795

BUY NOW!

free 14 day trial

$2000/yr

SAVE $4795

you check out, text me at the number provided, and we start your enrollment. Every time you finish a workshop, you check in, we chart your progress, and set you up with the next one. Once you’re in, we’ll see you every single Friday in Q&A.

If you need a payment plan, click here, it’s $200/month for 12 months,
no 14 day trial. You save $500 with annual.

FAQ

yes! The live classes are released weekly, each with their own pace, but you are welcome to take any of the courses at any time. Go to "How to get started" in the workshop section if you'd like us to set up a bespoke curriculum for you.
Usually one module released per week unless its a esoteric workshop that requires extra practice between sessions, like Mesoterica. 45-90 minutes is pretty standard, although Wheels:Reinvented is more like 3 hours per week. You can go at your own pace for any and all workshops.
Yes! Every workshop on Safehouse is OBJECTIVE which took years and a lot of esoteric initiation to do. Every workshop aligns with a mathematical process of creation known as an Enneagram, which you can learn in the streaming workshop The Enneagram. Anyone who follows the steps, gets the result. Each workshop is designed to make sure no steps are missing, and also that each step is performed at the correct time, in the correct order.
You committed to a year in school, and we committed to you. We don't do refunds on services rendered.
There are! We have the monthly affiliate call, and fresh Q&A every week. We focus on using our live time to have cutting conversations that haven't been had with our app before. We are currently working on a new, bimonthly live school offering.
let us pull some homework for you! Follow the prompts to get to your app at mamionami.com/success and head right to How To Get Started so we can set you up. Or, browse and study as you like!