We believe you can’t learn if you can’t be vulnerable. It’s like going to a doctor and lying. Privacy has always been one of our highest values in the space, evidenced by Onami’s tattoo on her neck.

With digital footprint, every comment, every interaction is so high stakes. Everyone can see who you are and what you do. We did not want this for our space.

With deep spiritual work, we have to go into the darkest part of the psyche. It’s a big responsibility that we take seriously. Give yourself an additional layer of safety by using an alias. You’re never required to tell us your business name, or any other personal details unless you decide you want to.

Safehouse is not social media. You have no profile and no performance. It’s a school, not a networking site, mastermind, or community. No one hangs out at school after school unless they’re trying to f the teacher.

We intentionally disable messaging, and encourage you to use an alias, and change it as often as you want. If you want to delete your activity, aliased or not, on the app, just delete your account and every posted message will go poof

For the 40 day rituals, you need to show up every day for 40 days. For the classic workshops, you need to finish them, but you can go as slow or as fast as you want. We are adamant about onboarding because all the workshops get hard at specific, law-conforming points, and left to your own devices, you will see hardness as a “sign” to quit. In onboarding, we don’t let that happen. Onboarding takes place every Wednesday from 11-11:30 for private students, and 11:30-12 for the public.

Usually one module released per week unless its a esoteric workshop that requires extra practice between sessions, like Mesoterica. 45-90 minutes is pretty standard, although Wheels:Reinvented is more like 3 hours per week. You can go at your own pace for any workshop. 40 day practices are daily requirements.

Yes! Every workshop on Safehouse is OBJECTIVE which took years and a lot of esoteric initiation to do. Every workshop aligns with a mathematical process of creation known as an Enneagram, which you can learn in the streaming workshop The Enneagram. Anyone who follows the steps, gets the result. Each workshop is designed to make sure no steps are missing, and also that each step is performed at the correct time, in the correct order.

You committed to a year in school, and we committed to you. We don't do refunds on services rendered. You can’t unsee or unlearn magic, and stopping one third of the way through a magical process (despite our warning that you’ll want to quit here) is a stupid move. If you don’t want to commit to the annual, do monthly and quit whenever you’re done.

This is an occult business school, so you don’t need to hire two separate teachers. We are the first, only, original, and best, and specifically designed for online

You either trust a teacher or you don’t, there’s nothing I can say to push you over the edge.

If I have what you want, you cannot get it from anywhere else.

Thanks for asking, because we’re extremely proud of this. We are an online school, made and designed for the online customer. Our replay game is strong, and our support is agile and responsive.

First of all, we are constantly as aware of your progress as you will allow us to be through onboarding. In all situations we want to make sure you have a workshop on your desk, one in the pipeline, and unrestricted access to both. Monday through Friday, our onboarding chat is available. Come to us before and after every workshop

Chat support is available for each workshop when it’s running live (enrolling on our social media). Each Tuesday during this time, we’ll answer your questions with a text or a voice note.

We also have QA every Wednesday at 11AM EST, where your questions are answered. No need to attend live, you can drop your questions in our chat, and you’ll get a voice note every week. Our QA always kicks off with a brief spiritual lecture, enjoy the replays!

We have a LIVE QA Call every Wednesday at 11EST.

Chat Support is available every Tuesday for whatever workshop is currently enrolling. You can see what workshop is enrolling next by checking our social media, clicking here, or emailing support@mamionami.com

we have four 40 day rituals, shot live daily.

RITUAL -1/1

FUCKLESS 5/1

EROTIC WEALTH 9/1

DHARMA CAMP 10/1

Great! Welcome!

You got a welcome email but my main question is: Please may we onboard you? Can we hear your goals and intentions and recommend workshops to get you there? Monday - Friday, via text and voice note, so no need to be there live. Details are in your inbox.

The biggest source of uncertainty in your life comes from not understanding where you are and how things work for someone in your position.

If you know where you are, you understand why things are hard and when to expect it. You develop a taste for what it looks like when things are off balance internally, and can set about resolving it. This clarity and peace is the mark of a skilled magician and an excellent leader.

In every workshop I’ll let you know where we are on the enneagram. In 40 day rituals I’m always very clear about the transition from white to black to red magic. You start to develop a reflexive understanding of where you are in every journey, before ever studying the enneagram directly.

At SAFEHOUSE every single workshop is process-oriented and mapped on an Enneagram, the objective occult to do list for creating and maintaining any and all things. This gives us not only uncanny accuracy and speed, but the ability to perfectly forecast where you will struggle, and provide support for those times.

Nothing is accidental, every outcome is weighed and measured. This is why we have the reviews that we do.

Read our reviews. We are constantly striving to earn your review.

First of all, we care about where you’re starting from as much as we care about where you end. Our world-class, all-human onboarding system is here to learn about you and your goals. Every workshop in your curriculum is tailored to your unique needs. Not just the right work, but applied at the right time.

Second of all, every workshop we teach is combination of inner and outer work. We are not in the business of closeted growth. We are in the business of taking all the magic of the unseen world and translating it into undeniable, seen results. The inner work you do is connected to the outer work goals you have, for example, your inner work of authenticity will be paired with clear and tangible social media prompts.

Here in SAFEHOUSE, you start to notice the ten step process that’s behind all of our workshops, that’s the Enneagram. Without fail, we always work in an order that satisfies both the tech nerd and the master occultist.

In addition to our signature enneagram method, we also work with the objective formulations of magic (black, white, red) and the objective formula of time (active, passive, neutral). As the understanding of the Enneagram develops, you start to see all past, present, and future journeys through the immutable lens of will, fear, and surrender. As your understanding of the fourth dimension, time, develops, you  no longer worry about productivity. Instead, you see the innate progress in all your affairs, previously invisible to untrained eyes.