SCHOOL OF SPIRITUAL BUSINESS
where your teachers study
Private coaching is expensive, but group programs usually give little to no access to the mentor directly. We thought that was stupid.
Getting personalized business AND spiritual direction without spending unreasonably has never been available in one place until now.
Safehouse School of Spiritual Business brings ancient occult wisdom, cutting edge business tools and personalized instruction to each and every student. With this much direction and personalized support, there’s no “stuck”.
For most big goals, you have to work a specific business or spiritual system to succeed. These are our workshops. They have the reviews and results they do because every single one is backed by an objective magical formula. You do the work, you get the results.
All workshops are included, with live coaching weekly, live QA weekly, and onboarding five days a week.
For your unique issues and goals, you have to be uniquely seen and heard. Our totally private Q&A, Coaching Calls, and Onboarding all live on our totally private app. Only paid clients can access our calls or library. For everything else, there’s an alias.
Our level of support is 8x industry standard, and offered at a price point more accessible than anyone, anywhere has ever dared to lower it.
Here’s exactly what you’ll get >>
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Before we can build, we have to see the road ahead clearly. Our most popular workshop kicks off with 40 days of live physical practice, ruthless financial inventory, and reprogramming your mind towards wealth.
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All the momentum from removing money blocks is going to have you ready to EXPLODE onto the marketplace. By learning sales funnels, you can guarantee not one iota of your business momentum is wasted on an irrelevant offer or a flaccid launch.
No cap, the work in Science of Sales changed my financial destiny. Best part? It’s quick quick quick
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Authentic people usually don’t know how they’re authentic, so they can’t teach you how to be authentic like you.
The formula is:
1.) know yourself
2.) trust yourself
3.) be yourself, and step one alone is so profound it’s written at the Oracle of Delphi.
Fuckless is a 40 Day Revolution, a full turn from the self, to the self, through the self.
It combines daily active meditations (like Ritual) with EFT, Human Design, Social Media prompts and Accountability rooted in an objective authenticity lesson every day.
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Childhood trauma is easier to solve than it is to talk about, but if we don’t clear it, our business will be designed to retraumatize us because we have a volatile, scared child sitting in the boss’s chair. Bottom line: if you don’t start AND finish your inner child work you’ll blow up your business like a fool.
You know what’s great about this? We remove all the blocks AND it’s a great way to scale your offerings. Wheels: Reinvented is not just a course, it’s a teacher training.
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If you don’t have a business, but you want one; the supplemental Business of Coaching calls that come along with Wheels will help you take everything you’ve learned about healing yourself, and use it to heal others as well. Expect education on: marketing, lead magnets, the first two years of business, taxes, contracts, and more. Not to mention you’ll have graduated from our teacher training program, with a diploma.
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No offense, but until you’re enlightened, aka in the mesoteric, aka DEMONSTRATING non-dualism with every action, you just sound like everyone else in the wellness industry. “Manifesting.” “Good vibes.” 🥱.
Your advice is also subjective so, it has an expiration date. Let’s get you objectively enlightened in 10 weeks so you can stand out and get that AUTHORITY in your voice that makes anyone anywhere stop and listen.
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So you have passive income, and you’re about to torch your whole beautiful business because you fell out of love with it and on these terms, you can’t commit to the amount of hard work, delayed gratification, and discipline it will take to go the distance. Good thing these are the exact things sex magic teach you, while fully alchemizing your sexual trauma (not just “dealing” with it), and obliterating shame. It’s a step by step quantum leap, literally.
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We have the reviews that we do because we get you results. How? Every single workshop you did here was mapped on an Enneagram. Throughout the school year you learned to feel in your body and projects what “Point 3” was; what “Point 5” was. With all that lived experience, learning the method behind the magic is just connecting the dots. Master the Enneagram, and never be blindsided by chaos again. Create an objective to-do list for any goal, any client; any impossible dream.
PLUS
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our totally private coaching calls have enough space for four clients to dive deep with me at a time. Whether the issue is strategic or spiritual, we will find it. Replays are posted promptly in the app, available for viewing behind paywall only.
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You’re in school. You have questions and homework. You need answers and a trained eye on your business. No problem. We got you every Wednesday at 11AM.
Drop your questions in the chat, and we’ll answer as many as we can each Wednesday.
Replays private and on the app only. We used to share the fully anonymous replay, we don’t even do that anymore.
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It’s not about doing the right workshop. It’s about doing the right workshop at the right time, especially when finances are involved. Magic (my husband) handles onboarding, and hes onboarded THOUSANDS..
Onboarding is available to all tiers, free and paid. If you would like an onboarding invite and package, drop your email here:
Want to know if it’s right for you?
Come talk to us Monday - Friday. We’ll walk you through our signature onboarding practice and you can see if it’s a fit for you!
NO ROBOTS HERE! You’ll be talking to my husband and I.
As a spiritual person, everything you do is spiritual, including your business. This is not a spiritual teacher factory. We welcome and enjoy all types of businesses and employment. If you would like to know what workshops are pertinent to your specific goals, come chat with us in onboarding. Get your invite here:
Here’s how it works
Payment Plan
$200/month
Annual
$2000/year
Want to know if it’s right for you?
Come talk to us Monday - Friday. We’ll walk you through our signature onboarding practice and you can see if it’s a fit for you!
NO ROBOTS HERE! You’ll be talking to my husband and I.
a la carte workshops are each available once a year
Enjoy one-click access to all your workshops.
Text any question you have, whenever you have it and get an answer every single Friday. Experience tried-and-proven therapeutic messaging rooms for every aspect of your journey. Share your process, and get your homework checked on our utterly private, exclusive app.
FAQ
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We believe you can’t learn if you can’t be vulnerable. It’s like going to a doctor and lying. Privacy has always been one of our highest values in the space, evidenced by Onami’s tattoo on her neck.
With digital footprint, every comment, every interaction is so high stakes. Everyone can see who you are and what you do. We did not want this for our space.
With deep spiritual work, we have to go into the darkest part of the psyche. It’s a big responsibility that we take seriously. Give yourself an additional layer of safety by using an alias. You’re never required to tell us your business name, or any other personal details unless you decide you want to.
Safehouse is not social media. You have no profile and no performance. It’s a school, not a networking site, mastermind, or community. No one hangs out at school after school unless they’re trying to f the teacher.
We intentionally disable messaging, and encourage you to use an alias, and change it as often as you want. If you want to delete your activity, aliased or not, on the app, just delete your account and every posted message will go poof
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For the 40 day rituals, you need to show up every day for 40 days. For the classic workshops, you need to finish them, but you can go as slow or as fast as you want. We are adamant about onboarding because all the workshops get hard at specific, law-conforming points, and left to your own devices, you will see hardness as a “sign” to quit. In onboarding, we don’t let that happen. Onboarding takes place every Wednesday from 11-11:30 for private students, and 11:30-12 for the public.
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Usually one module released per week unless its a esoteric workshop that requires extra practice between sessions, like Mesoterica. 45-90 minutes is pretty standard, although Wheels:Reinvented is more like 3 hours per week. You can go at your own pace for any workshop. 40 day practices are daily requirements.
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Yes! Every workshop on Safehouse is OBJECTIVE which took years and a lot of esoteric initiation to do. Every workshop aligns with a mathematical process of creation known as an Enneagram, which you can learn in the streaming workshop The Enneagram. Anyone who follows the steps, gets the result. Each workshop is designed to make sure no steps are missing, and also that each step is performed at the correct time, in the correct order.
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You committed to a year in school, and we committed to you. We don't do refunds on services rendered. You can’t unsee or unlearn magic, and stopping one third of the way through a magical process (despite our warning that you’ll want to quit here) is a stupid move. If you don’t want to commit to the annual, do monthly and quit whenever you’re done.
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\We have a LIVE coaching call every Tuesday at 11EST, and a LIVE QA Call every Wednesday at 11EST. Replays of the Tuesday and Wednesday calls are sent out quickly.
we have three 40 day rituals, shot live daily.
RITUAL -1/1
FUCKLESS 5/1
EROTIC WEALTH 9/1
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Great! Welcome!
You got a welcome email but my main question is: Please may we onboard you? Can we hear your goals and intentions and recommend workshops to get you there? Every Tuesday at 11EST, and you need this so rarely it’s worth it to show up for at least one. Get a reminder here: mamionami.thrivecart.com/reminder
