EROTIC
WEALTH
HOW TO USE SEX MAGIC TO QUANTUM LEAP INTO YOUR NEXT WEALTH ERA.
Practicing Magic Alone? Try Autoerotic Wealth
IF YOUR MARRIAGE HAS COOLED OFF AND YOU DON’T WANT TO KEEP DRIFTING APART, THIS IS FOR YOU.
IF YOU’RE FEELING LIKE YOU “CAN’T COMPLAIN” OR ACCEPT HOW DISILLUSIONED YOU’VE BECOME, THIS IS FOR YOU.
IF LIVING THE SAME DAY OVER AND OVER AGAIN IS NAUSEATING YOU, THIS IS FOR YOU.
IF YOU’RE REALIZING YOU DON’T JUST WANT NEW SEX, YOU WANT A NEW LIFE, THIS IS FOR YOU.
EVERY NEW THING YOU WERE ONCE IN LOVE WITH WILL GET OLD, IT’S THE LAW. IF YOU WERE NEVER TAUGHT THE ANCIENT TECHNOLOGY FOR MAKING OLD THINGS NEW AGAIN, IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN ACCIDENTALLY.
IF YOU COME FROM A BROKEN FAMILY, HOW CAN YOU ENSURE ONE WON’T COME FROM YOU?
IF YOU COME FROM A BROKEN FAMILY, HOW CAN YOU ENSURE ONE WON’T COME FROM YOU?
ARE YOU SICK OF PLAYING “WHO HAS IT HARDER?” IN THE RELATIONSHIP?
ARE YOU WILLING TO INVEST IN THE HEALTH OF THE RELATIONSHIP?
DO YOU WANT TO MAKE THE RELATIONSHIP NEW AGAIN?
DID YOU KNOW THAT THE SECRET TO MAKING AN OLD MARRIAGE NEW AGAIN IS ALSO THE SECRET TO CREATING NEW LEVELS OF WEALTH? THIS IS WHY HIGH LEVEL CEO’S OFTEN HAVE MISTRESSES OR MASTERS.
I’M ONAMI, AND THIS IS MY HUSBAND MAGIC.
WE NOW RUN A HIGHLY PROFITABLE ESOTERIC BUSINESS SCHOOL TOGETHER, WHILE RAISING OUR CHILDREN FULL-TIME WITH NO NANNY, CLEANER, SCHOOL, OR CHEF. WE HAVE NO SCHEDULES, AND TRADE PLACES RUNNING THE HOME AND RUNNING THE BUSINESS MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY. OUR BUSINESS TEAM CONSISTS OF TWO PART-TIME ASSISTANTS, AND US.
AND WE REALLY, REALLY LIKE EACH OTHER.
HERE’S A CLASSIC BUSINESS MEETING IN OUR HOME. SOLVING BUSINESS PROBLEMS, TOGETHER, OVER A PILE OF DISHES.
THREE YEARS AGO, OUR MARRIAGE WAS COLLAPSING AND WE THOUGHT AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP, LIKE THEY DO IN TANTRA, WAS THE SECRET. WHILE OUR “MATRIARCHY” LOOKED NICE ON THE OUTSIDE, IT WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A REVERSED PATRIARCHY. EACH OF US FELT LIKE WE WERE DOING EVERYTHING, AND FELT UNSEEN AND UNAPPRECIATED. SINCE WE DID NOT KNOW HOW TO COMBINE OUR FORCES, THERE WAS TWICE AS MUCH WORK FOR A QUARTER OF THE INCOME. DURING THIS TIME WE SAID THAT WE “COULDN’T COMPLAIN”. WE HAD WHAT WE NEEDED, BUT ONLY SURVIVAL IS ABOUT NEEDING. LIFE IS ABOUT WANTING. WE WERE SURVIVING, AND THE EFFORT REQUIRED TO KEEP OUR HEADS ABOVE WATER WAS EXHAUSTING US. SINCE THEN, WE’VE TAUGHT AS MANY COUPLES AS WE CAN HOW TO USE THIS ANCIENT, SECRET TECHNOLOGY TO CREATE A NEW LIFE, NOT JUST NEW SEX.
SPOILER ALERT: THIS ISN’T THERAPY. WE’RE NOT HERE TO REHASH THE PAST. WE BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF A SHARED VISION FOR THE FUTURE THAT IS SO STRONG YOU CAN’T HELP BUT BE PULLED TO IT. WHEN YOU’RE MADLY IN LOVE WITH WHERE YOU CAN GO, WHERE YOU’VE BEEN NO LONGER DEFINES YOU.
EROTIC WEALTH IS A TEN-STEP HARMONY OF TWO WORKSHOPS:
EROTIC WILL REHEAT THE MARRIAGE, REDISTRIBUTE THE POWER, AND REINTRODUCE YOU TO EACH OTHER.
WEALTH WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO CREATE A NEW, SHARED INCOME STREAM FOR YOUR FAMILY THAT IS ROOTED IN PASSION, SUPPORTED BY YOUR UNIQUE GIFTS, AND IS YOUR TICKET TO A NEW LIFE.
WE DO NOT TEACH ONE WORKSHOP WITHOUT THE OTHER, BECAUSE FAITH WITHOUT WORKS IS DELUSION. YOU NEED SOMETHING TO BE INSPIRED ABOUT, CHURNING ABOUT, STAYING-UP-LATE-DREAMING-ABOUT-THE-POSSIBILITIES ABOUT. SEX TOGETHER IS CREATING WITH YOUR BODIES. CREATING TOGETHER IS SEX WITH YOUR MINDS.
THE LIFE YOU WANT REQUIRES MORE WEALTH. TO SOME THAT MIGHT LOOK LIKE WAY MORE MONEY, TO OTHERS IT WILL LOOK LIKE WAY MORE TIME. REGARDLESS OF WHERE THE WEALTH VALUE LIES, IT’S GOING TO TAKE REAL, BUSINESS WORK.
WATCH OUR STORY HERE
THE OBJECTIVE EROTIC WEALTH METHOD IS SIMPLE, AND IT’S GUARANTEED.
IT’S NOT A MARKETING METHOD, LIKE ALL OUR TEACHINGS IT’S OBJECTIVE, ANCIENT MAGIC. NO FRILLS.
EROTIC
WEALTH
1.
FOLLOW THE OBJECTIVE, TEN-STEP STRATEGY TO CREATE AN EROTIC LIFE USING SEX MAGIC.
FIRST YOU HAVE TO REVEAL THE MARRIAGE AND ALL OF IT’S ASSETS. THERE’S A SYSTEM ALREADY IN PLACE THAT IS MEETING THE CURRENT KINKS. DOES IT NEED AN UPGRADE? A TWEAK? WE DO THIS IN STEPS 1-3.
AT THIS POINT, YOUR DEITIES CHOOSE YOU.
ONCE WE’VE REVEALED THE MARRIAGE, WE CAN HEAL THE MARRIAGE. WHATEVER DOESN’T WORK IS EASY TO LEAVE BEHIND. AT THIS STAGE, OUR DEEPER DESIRES CAN COME FORWARD. THESE ARE STEPS 3-6
AT THIS POINT, YOUR DEITIES SPEAK TO YOU.
ONCE WE’VE HEALED THE MARRIAGE AND SECURED THE BASE ELEMENTS, MAGIC IS POSSIBLE. THIS IS WHERE WE ALCHEMIZE THE MARRIAGE. ALCHEMY MEANS THE PATTERNS OF PAIN ARE TRANSMUTED INTO PILLARS OF PLEASURE. THESE ARE STEPS 6-9.
AT THIS POINT, YOUR DEITIES BECOME YOU.
STEP TEN WILL GET YOU STARTED ON THE NEXT LEVEL SO YOU’RE NOT LIKE “WHAT NOW?” WHEN WE’RE DONE.
WHILE WE WORK THE EROTIC, WE ARE SIMULTANEOUSLY WORKING WEALTH.
YOU DON’T EVER NEED TO TRUST US. YOU CAN TRY US. WE WILL COACH YOU THROUGH THE ENTIRE FIRST MODULE FREE OF CHARGE.
APPLY TO BE COACHED BY US BY SENDING US A THUMBS-UP SELFIE OF BOTH OF YOU, OR A FACETIME SELFIE IF YOU’RE FAR : ) TEXT AND WHAT’S APP. +1 512-415-4114
WE’LL SEND YOU ONE BACK! IF YOU’RE A GOOD FIT, WE’LL GET YOU RIGHT IN ON THE FREE MODULE.
AFTER THAT, EROTIC WEALTH COSTS $2250 UP FRONT, OR A PAYMENT PLAN OF $250/MONTH
2.
FOLLOW THE OBJECTIVE, TEN-STEP STRATEGY TO CREATING YOUR NEXT WEALTH ERA.
FIRST, WE HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT WE WANT MORE AND CLEARLY DEFINE WHAT THAT IS. NEXT, WE’LL NEED TO SHOW YOU WHERE THE ACTUAL POWER CURRENCIES IN THE RELATIONSHIP ARE AND HELP YOU REDISTRIBUTE THE POWER SO ONE PERSON ISN’T FORCED TO “JUST LAY THERE.” THESE ARE STEPS 1-3.
ONCE WE’VE ACCEPTED WHERE AND HOW WE WANT TO GROW, WE CAN USE THE SHARED EXPERIENCES TO CREATE A BUSINESS PLAN THAT’S BUILT TO LAST AND FLOWS WITH THE FAMILY. FOR SOME, THIS IS AN ENTIRELY NEW INCOME STREAM, FOR OTHERS IT’S ADDING A NEW WING AND A NEW MARKET TO AN EXISTING INCOME STREAM, FOR OTHERS IT’S SCALING THE EXISTING STREAM TO FREE UP MORE TIME WHILE MAKING MORE INCOME.
FOR ALL PARTIES, IT’S GOING TO REQUIRE GROWTH.
FOR ALL PARTIES, IT’S NOT GOING TO BE MORE WORK ON THE ALREADY OVERWORKED. THESE ARE STEPS 3-6
ONCE WE’VE SECURED THE BUSINESS PLAN, WE CAN BRING IT TO THE PUBLIC AND WATCH IT GROW.
JUST LIKE A BABY, IT NEEDS EXTRA ATTENTION IN THE BEGINNING, BUT IS THERE ANYTHING SWEETER THAN THE NEWBORN STAGE? THESE ARE STEPS 6-9.
ONCE THE LAUNCH IS COMPLETE, WE REVIEW THE DATA AND PREPARE THE NEXT ROUND SO YOU’RE NOT LIKE “WHAT NOW?” WHEN THE WORK IS COMPLETE. THIS IS THE FINAL STEP.
WE DO THIS WORK SIMULTANEOUSLY. ONE LESSON OF THE EROTIC, ONE LESSON OF WEALTH.
YOU DON’T EVER NEED TO TRUST US. YOU CAN TRY US. WE WILL COACH YOU THROUGH THE ENTIRE FIRST MODULE FREE OF CHARGE.
APPLY TO BE COACHED BY US BY SENDING US A THUMBS-UP SELFIE OF BOTH OF YOU, OR A FACETIME SELFIE IF YOU’RE FAR : ) TEXT AND WHAT’S APP. +1 512-415-4114
WE’LL SEND YOU ONE BACK! IF YOU’RE A GOOD FIT, WE’LL GET YOU RIGHT IN ON THE FREE MODULE.
AFTER THAT, EROTIC WEALTH COSTS $2250 UP FRONT, OR A PAYMENT PLAN OF $250/MONTH
THIS IS FOR YOU IF:
YOU CAN ACCEPT YOU WANT MORE. IT’S SAFE TO WANT MORE.
YOU’RE HAPPY TO DO THE WORK, AS LONG AS YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO. BUT YOU NEED A STEP-BY-STEP PLAN, AND SUPPORT.
YOU’VE ALREADY FULLY COMMITTED TO THE RELATIONSHIP, AND YOU KNOW THIS IS YOUR PERSON. THIS IS NOT A COMMITMENT CEREMONY FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN’T COMMITTED YET. IT’S A PERMANENT, ALCHEMICAL SEALING RITUAL THAT CANNOT BE UNDONE. THIS IS FOR COUPLES WHO HAVE WEATHERED MANY STORMS, NOT MAIDEN VOYAGES (FOR THIS WE HAVE AUTOEROTIC)
YOU WANT TO BE A SUCCESS STORY, ON ALL LEVELS OF LIFE AND MARRIAGE. AND YOU’RE SCARED YOU MIGHT BE ANOTHER FAILED ATTEMPT.
YOU WANT THE FREEDOM AND INDEPENDENCE THAT CONTROLLABLE INCOME BRINGS. WEALTH = AN ABUNDANCE OF TIME, MONEY, AND OPTIONS. IF YOU DON’T CONTROL YOUR INCOME, YOU DON’T CONTROL YOUR TIME, MONEY, OR OPTIONS.
YOU KNOW THE INCOME CAN GROW, AND VAGUELY HOW TO DO IT, BUT YOU’RE SO BUSY PUTTING OUT FIRES YOU CAN’T DO WHAT MUST BE DONE. IT’S NOT ABOUT WHAT YOU NEED TO “START” DOING. IT’S ABOUT WHAT YOU NEED TO STOP DOING.
YOU WANT TO BE IN LOVE, AND YOU CAN BE OKAY WITH THAT. IT’S NOT STUPID TO WANT THIS, AND IT IS POSSIBLE.
HERE’S EXACTLY WHAT YOU’LL GET
TEN MONTHS OF FULL, 2:2, UTTERLY PRIVATE SUPPORT.
A SHARED DESK FOR TEN MONTHS. YOUR LIFE AND BUSINESS + OUR EYES.
FOR TEN MONTHS, WE PERSONALLY ANALYZE AND MERGE EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR LIFE AND BUSINESS. WE ASSESS WHAT’S BEING SAID, AND WHAT’S NOT BEING SAID.
WE BROKER TOUGH CONVERSATIONS EASILY AND WITH HUMOR. NO ROBOTS. NO ASSISTANTS. OUR CLIENT LIST IS A CLOSELY GUARDED SECRET.
THIS IS NOT A VAGUE GROUP CHAT. THIS IS NOT AIMLESS TALK THERAPY. THERE ARE NO CALLS, THERE IS SUPPORT FIVE DAYS A WEEK.
A CLEAR, PRECISE, STEP-BY-STEP METHOD, WITH HOMEWORK, FED TO YOU ONE BITE AT A TIME. WE REQUEST SPECIFIC INFORMATION, YOU ARE PROVIDING IT, AND WE ARE BUILDING TOGETHER BASED ON THIS INFORMATION.
THIS IS NOT “ACCOUNTABILITY” HOMEWORK. AT ALL TIMES WE KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE, WHERE YOU’VE BEEN, AND WHERE YOU’RE GOING.
THE PACE IS STRONG, BUT IT MOLDS TO YOUR FAMILY FLOW. YOU CAN MISS A WEEK OF SHOWING UP FOR YOUR RELATIONSHIP, BUT YOU CANNOT MISS TWO.
THE TIME COMMITMENT IS ONE COLLECTIVE HOUR OF HOMEWORK VIDEOS PER WEEK, AND YOU TWO ARE GETTING THE INFORMATION BACK TO US HOWEVER YOU CAN. WE DO OUR BUSINESS MEETINGS OVER DISHES, DINNER, TEXT, DRIVING - ANYWHERE WE CAN! SO CAN YOU.
YOU ARE READING THIS BECAUSE THE STATE OF THE UNION IS NOT GOOD. WILL YOU CHANGE IT?
THIS WORKSHOP WILL NOT MAKE YOU “FEEL” LIKE YOU HAD MAGICAL SEX, AND “FEEL” LIKE THINGS HAVE CHANGED, BECAUSE YOU “FEEL” MORE ABUNDANT.
THIS WORKSHOP WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO USE REAL SEX MAGIC, TO MAKE A REAL QUANTUM LEAP, INTO YOUR REAL NEXT WEALTH ERA.
YOU DON’T EVER NEED TO TRUST US. YOU CAN TRY US. WE WILL COACH YOU THROUGH THE ENTIRE FIRST MODULE FREE OF CHARGE.
APPLY TO BE COACHED BY US BY SENDING US A THUMBS-UP SELFIE OF BOTH OF YOU, OR A FACETIME SELFIE IF YOU’RE FAR : ) TEXT AND WHAT’S APP. +1 512-415-4114
WE’LL SEND YOU ONE BACK! IF YOU’RE A GOOD FIT, WE’LL GET YOU RIGHT IN ON THE FREE MODULE.
AFTER THAT, EROTIC WEALTH COSTS $2250 UP FRONT, OR A PAYMENT PLAN OF $250/MONTH
REVIEWS
FAQ
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Our ideal pace is one half module a week. One module = Erotic Lesson + Wealth Lesson. At this pace you could complete in twenty weeks. You have ten months of support from sign up, you can miss a week, but you can't miss two. Apart from that, watch videos whenever you want, do homework whenever you want, and text us for questions and homework checks whenever you want. You have support M-F.
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To add this to your product suite in Safehouse is an additional $50 charge, you will share a login and access to the whole product range during this time. When enrolling, we'll offer a pro rated refund for your existing service, and re-enroll you @ $250 a month, with a new log in if desired.
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If you purchase a la carte, you will have lifetime access. If you rent with Safehouse, you will not.
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Unfortunately we must begin with two consensual partners or it will chage the bane the entire time. Make sure you've asked "do you want to do a sex magic course on wealth creation with me? and not assumed. If the answer is no, do Autoerotic. You won't need anyone else. This is a double edged blade.