EROTIC
WEALTH
If your marriage has cooled off and your life has gone boring, this is for you.
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HOW TO USE
TO:
RESURRECT YOUR MARRIAGE
SMASH THE INCOME PLATEAU
AND QUANTUM LEAP INTO A NEW WEALTH ERA
WHAT’S THE PROBLEM?
THIS SYSTEM
IS BROKEN
“I’LL WORK,
YOU WATCH THE KIDS”
But if you split up, you could just focus on work without letting anyone down. Maybe you could find someone who appreciates all you do.
“YOU WORK,
I’LL WATCH THE KIDS”
But if you split up, you’d get weekends off and money. Maybe you could find someone who appreciates all you do.
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WHY?
THIS WORKSHOP REPRESENTS FIVE YEARS OF ALMOST DESTROYING OUR MARRIAGE WITH TANTRA.
WE SWORE WE WOULD NEVER SPLIT, THEN SUDDENLY FIVE YEARS INTO IT WE HAD STOPPED FUCKING AND WERE MOVING TOWARDS OPENING UP OUR MARRIAGE, WHICH IS BASICALLY LIKE BREAKING UP WITHOUT HURTING THE KIDS.
THIS IS A LAST DITCH EFFORT, WITH A HIGH CASUALTY/PAIN RATE.
IF YOU SPLIT UP WITH YOUR SOUL MATE, YOU’LL NEVER GET OVER IT.
IF YOU SPLIT BECAUSE THE EROTIC DIED, YOU’LL BE IN THIS SITUATION AGAIN WITH EVERY PARTNER FOREVER UNTIL YOU MASTER THE EROTIC PRINCIPLE.
YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE AT A PERMANENT DISADVANTAGE. THEY WILL NEVER GET OVER NOT HAVING MOM AND DAD AT THE SAME TIME EVER AGAIN.
HOW MANY NEW BOYFRIENDS ARE YOU WILLING TO PUT YOUR KIDS THROUGH?
HOW MANY NEW GIRLFRIENDS ARE YOU WILLING TO PUT YOUR KIDS THROUGH?
NO, YOU’RE NOT HAPPY.
YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY.
YOU CAN’T BE WITH THEM LIKE THIS,
OR WITHOUT THEM.
THERE‘S A THIRD OPTION.
ITS NOT JUST NEW SEX.
YOU WANT A NEW LIFE.
AND IT WANTS YOU TOO.
YOU CAN TALK TO A DIVORCE LAWYER
(AND LOSE MONEY)
YOU CAN TALK TO A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR WHO KNOWS THE EROTIC
(AND LOSE MONEY)
OR YOU CAN WORK WITH US, RECHARGE THE EROTIC, AND MAKE WAY.MORE. MONEY.
WHO
IS
THIS
FOR?
YOU ARE THE DEFAULT PARENT:
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YOU’RE BORED, BUT NOT ALLOWED TO BE.
YOU’RE UNFULFILLED, BUT NOT ALLOWED TO BE.
AND YOU’RE JEALOUS OF YOUR PARTNER THAT GETS TO WORK, AND NOT ALLOWED TO BE.
YOU USED TO BE INDEPENDENT, NOW YOU RELY ON YOUR PARTNER FINANCIALLY AND YOU HAVE NO TIME TO DIG YOURSELF OUT.
DO YOU FEEL SATISFIED AND HOT AS A DEPENDENT WHOSE ENTIRE LIFE IS RESIGNED TO THE HOME?
DO YOU FEEL SEEN?
DO YOU FEEL FULFILLED?
YOU ARE THE DEFAULT BREADWINNER:
YOU ARE SICK OF BEING IN TROUBLE FOR WORKING WHEN NO ONE ELSE CAN SUPPORT THE FAMILY.
YOU‘RE STRESSED. YOU NEVER STOP.
YOU CAN’T TURN THE WORK BRAIN OFF WHEN YOU’RE WITH THE KIDS.
DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU CAN SHARE YOUR BUSINESS STRUGGLES WITH A PARTNER WHO IS JEALOUS OF YOU? WHO SAYS “AT LEAST YOU GET TO…” ?
CAN YOU ACHIEVE WHAT YOU KNOW YOU ARE HERE TO ACHIEVE WHEN YOU FEEL RESENTED FOR WHAT YOU’RE ALREADY DOING?
DO YOU FEEL WANTED?
OR JUST NEEDED?
YOU CANNOT BUILD ANYTHING ON A SHAKY MARRIAGE. YOU HAVE TO STABILIZE THAT BASE FIRST. NOTHING IS GOING TO LAST IF THE BASE ISN’T STEADY.
WE KNOW THIS, AND WE KNOW JUST WORKING ON A RELATIONSHIP ISN’T FUN. BUT IF THE SAME WORK THAT FIXES RELATIONSHIPS MAKES MONEY, AND MAKING MONEY IS FUN, THEN WHY DON’T WE JUST DO THAT?
WHAT IF WE COULD FOCUS ON USING SEX MAGIC TO MAKE MORE MONEY, AND THAT EXCITEMENT SET THE MARRIAGE RIGHT ON THE WAY?
WE ARE THE FIRST AND ONLY TEACHERS TO BLAZE THIS TRAIL.
THE LONGER YOU GO ON PRETENDING IT’S COOL, WHEN IT’S NOT, THE WORSE ITS GOING TO GET.
ITS THE LAW OF ENTROPY.
THINGS. BREAK. DOWN.
AND THEY NEVER REPAIR THEMSELVES BY CHANCE.
THE SAME WORK THAT REJUVENATES A MARRIAGE ALSO REJUVENATES A BUSINESS. THE DOORS TO WEALTH ARE THE DOORS TO PLEASURE. THE DOORS TO TRUE PLEASURE, ARE ONLY OPENED WITH SEXUAL MAGIC.
THERE IS NO FORCE ON EARTH AS POTENT OR AS POWERFUL AS SEXUAL ENERGY, SEXUAL MAGIC.
IT CREATES SUPERNATURAL ABILITIES. IF YOU ARE WITH A PARTNER YOU LOVE AND TRUST, AND NOT DOING SEXUAL MAGIC, YOU’RE SLEEPING ON THE GREATEST FINANCIAL ASSET YOU COULD EVER TAP.
WHEN THE EROTIC FORCE IS DEAD, ITS NOT LIKE THINGS ARE OUTWARDLY TERRIBLE AND DEPRESSING.
YOU SAY:
“IT’S FINE”
“I CAN’T COMPLAIN”
“I CAN’T IMAGINE EVER NEEDING
ANYTHING MORE THAN THIS”
LOOK AT YOUR LIFE? HOW MANY YEARS ARE AHEAD OF YOU?
IS THIS REALLY THE BEST YOU THINK IT CAN GET?
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WE CAN GET YOU BACK TO WHAT IT FELT LIKE IN THE BEGINNING, AND MAKE IT LAST.
GET YOU THE RECOGNITION YOU DESERVE.
WE CAN GET YOU THE RESPECT YOU CRAVE.
WE CAN MAKE YOU DESIRE EACH OTHER, AND BE DESIRED.
AT HOME AND IN THE MARKETPLACE.
WE AREN’T JUST SHOWING YOU HOW TO GET NEW SEX.
WE ARE TRAINING YOU ON HOW TO GET A NEW LIFE.
WHAT IS
EROTIC
WEALTH?
EROTIC WEALTH IS TWO WORKSHOPS IN ONE
THE EROTIC SIDE OF THE WORKSHOP IS HERE TO TEACH YOU ABOUT SEX MAGIC, THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE IN THE WORLD. THE POWER TO MAKE EVERYTHING NEW AGAIN. THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH.
IT ONLY WORKS WHEN YOU ARE WILLING TO TAKE BOLD BUSINESS ACTION TO BACK IT UP.FAITH WITHOUT WORKS IS DREAMING.
THIS IS THE FEMININE PRINCIPLE.
THE WEALTH SIDE OF THE WORKSHOP IS 100% FOCUSED ON BUSINESS. MATHEMATICAL, DATA-DRIVEN, OBJECTIVE, SECURE.
THE MASCULINE.
YOU WILL EITHER BE SCALING AN EXISTING BUSINESS AND INTEGRATING THE DEFAULT PARENT IN.
OR
THEY WILL BE BUILDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS WHICH WILL INTRODUCE A NEW INCOME STREAM WHILE YOU SCALE YOUR BUSINESS
ALL TOOLS INCLUDED IN EROTIC WEALTH.
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WHAT’S THE
SOLUTION?
THE ENNEAGRAM WORKS AS A CLOCK OF KAIROS TIME. IT GIVES YOU A HIGHLY ACCURATE MAP OF THE FUTURE IN MOMENTS, NOT MINUTES. IT TELLS YOU EXACTLY WHAT EVENTS TO LOOK OUT FOR TO UNDERSTAND WHERE YOU ARE IN THE CREATION PROCESS. IT ALLOWS YOU TO MOVE FORWARD AND BACKWARD IN TIME, TO CREATE.
INTELLIGENCE IS KNOWING WHERE YOU ARE, WHAT'S BEHIND YOU, AND WHAT'S IN FRONT OF YOU. INTELLIGENCE IS ALSO BEING ABLE TO RECOGNIZE OBSTACLES FOR WHAT THEY ARE. THEY ARE NOT ROADBLOCKS; THEY ARE DETOURS IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. OBSTACLES ARE THE LIMITATIONS THAT CREATE A UNIQUE STYLE.
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? WE’LL GO THROUGH IT STEP BY STEP.
WE’LL LOOK AT STEP ONE ON THE EROTIC, THEN STEP ONE ON WEALTH, BECAUSE THAT’S HOW WE WORK. YOU GET THE LESSONS, AND WE RECOMMEND DOING ONE EVERY TWO WEEKS AND REALLY LETTING IT DIGEST.
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STEP 1
Erotic
First we need to assess your life, create a vision for the future, accept that we are unsatisfied, and DECIDE that we are going forward, no matter what.
Wealth
Assess your business, accept that we are unsatisfied, create a vision for the future, and DECIDE that we are going forward, no matter what.
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STEP 2
Erotic
We cannot set an intention without being crystal clear about how hard it will be to do it. We can’t have any delusions about this being an easy process. In this session I will teach you how to go forward and backwards in time.
Wealth
Same exact thing. We need to look ahead at the business road and commit to endure the difficulty for the reward.
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STEP 3
Erotic
There’s tools you have, and there’s tools you need. We need to educate and strategize.
Wealth
We need to know your strengths and weaknesses, and go boldly forward with that. We also need to assess what you’re going to need to learn and develop to make this happen.
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STEP 4
IS THE FIRST PLACE IT WILL BE VERY TEMPTING TO GIVE UP.
Erotic
At this point we need to see the vision of the higher verision of you, and start embodying it’s habits.
Wealth
At this point, we need to clarify what the lifeblood of your business will be.
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STEP 5
Erotic
At this point, we will need to create trust in yourself.
Wealth
At this point we will need to assess the business plan.
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STEP 6
STEP 6 WILL REQUIRE EXTRA TIME,
DO NOT LOSE FOCUS.
Erotic
At this point we will need to remove grief, honor the trauma, and commit to moving forward using everything we’ve developed.
Wealth
At this point we need to finalize the 5 year business plan and it’s launch.
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STEP 7
AT THIS POINT, THE PIVOT WILL MAKE ITSELF VISIBLE. THE VISION OF THE QUANTUM LEAP WILL APPEAR. YOU WILL SEE THE FIRST STEPS TOWARDS THE NEW WORLD, AND THIS MARKS THE BEGINNING OF THE GIFT WAVE.
Erotic
You will begin the first part of your divine, trauma releasing, sex magic ritual.
Wealth
You will see the even higher vision of yourself, and receive the customer.
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STEP 8
YOU WILL BE TEMPTED TO CALL IT QUITS EARLY HERE. DO NOT.
Erotic
You will complete your divine, trauma releasing sex magic ritual.
Wealth
You will present the world with the offer that will finance the next level.
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STEP 9
Erotic
We will retain the benefits and get to work on how the next level can improve.
Wealth
We will explore the data and get to work on how the next launch will improve.
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STEP 10
Erotic /
Wealth
We will get you started on your next level, and honor the journey.
HERE’S WHY
WE’RE
THE BEST.
WE CARE THE MOST.
WE BOTH COME FROM BROKEN HOMES AND WE WERE NANNIES AND KIDS TEACHERS BEFORE HAVING KIDS.
NANNIES AND TEACHERS DGAF.
YOUR KIDS NEED YOU. THEY NEED BOTH OF YOU.
IF YOU SPLIT, THEY GET NEITHER OF YOU.
WE HAVE NO NANNY, WE UNSCHOOL.
WE KNOW TIME IS TIGHT. WE GOT YOU.
WHEN YOU DO SEX MAGIC WRONG IT CREATES
REAL PROBLEMS.
WE DID EVERYTHING WRONG, TESTED ALL THE WRONG THEORIES. WE KNOW WHAT WON’T WORK AND WHAT DOES. WHICH SAVES YOU A WHOLE LOT OF TIME AND A WHOLE LOT OF PAIN YOUR MARRIAGE PROBABLY COULDN’T HANDLE
ALSO… THESE TEACHINGS ARE SECRET. YOU WON’T FIND THIS ANYWHERE ELSE.
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FAQ:
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We recommend doing one lesson every two weeks, but there are no live calls so there’s nothing to miss. Some business concepts like the Hedgehog take some people a while. Q&A is all passive, and handled in our app. You text in a question, we’ll answer on Fridays. Homework is clear, and we will check it for you weekly.
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Unfortunately no. This is a workshop for two people, and the Safehouse curriculum is for one person only. However, AUTOEROTIC WEALTH is included in that curriculum.
If you choose to study the yearlong curriculum with Wheels:Reinvented, Fuckless, Mesoterica, The Enneagram and more, you can ask me anything you want on any topic there on Fridays.
Enrollment for Safehouse is open exclusively in June and December.
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When you purchase Erotic Wealth (pay in full) you have access for 12 months. The course is ten months. This workshop is reusable and we are always adding to it. You might find you want to take it again and again.
Subscribers have access to this and all other workshops with a valid subscription.
Laziness will cost you extra, basically.