If you want to advance your teachings, and

know you’re enlightened, this is for you.

WHY?

THERE ARE THREE LEVELS OF SPIRITUAL TEACHINGS, EVERYONE THINKS THEY’RE HIGHER THAN THEY ARE, AND YOU CANNOT SKIP A GRADE.

THE FIRST LEVEL IS THE EXOTERIC.

Your first spiritual awakening happens here. This is the home of duality, and religion. We teach in story (subjective) here.

THE SECOND LEVEL IS THE MESOTERIC

Enlightenment is initiating into this level, leaving duality forever behind. We teach in myth and parable (objective) here.

THE THIRD LEVEL IS THE ESOTERIC

This is the final level. Nothingness. At this level, teaching is done without words, just symbol.

GRADUATING FROM ONE LEVEL TO THE NEXT INVOLVES A PROCESS CALLED INITIATION AND MUST BE DONE WITH A LIVING TEACHER.

THIS IS WHAT I DO.

“YOU CAN’T REPAY A TEACHER IN TEN THOUSAND LIFETIMES”

-Zen Proverb

DON’T TRUST THE PROCESS. TEST THE PROCESS!

CLASS ONE: WHO ARE WE ? WHY ARE WE HERE?

CLASS TWO: HOW DID WE FALL ASLEEP? HOW CAN WE AWAKEN?

THE EXOTERIC IS LIKE THE OUTER COURTYARD OF A TEMPLE WHICH IS OPEN TO THE PUBLIC.

anyone can be religious.

THE MESOTERIC IS THE INNER TEMPLE WHERE THE MONKS PERFORM THEIR RITUALS.

only the dedicated can receive secret teachings.

THE ESOTERIC IS THE HOLY OF HOLIES WHERE ONLY THE HIGH PRIESTHOOD MAY ENTER.

and there is always more to learn.

YOU CAN’T WALK IN OFF THE STREET

SIT DOWN NEXT TO A MONK, AND START MEDITATING.

A PRIEST HAS TO LET YOU IN, MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE GETTING YOURSELF INTO AND GIVE YOU A ROBE FIRST.

THIS SERVICE IS CALLED INITIATION.

HISTORICALLY, IT COST YOU EVERYTHING. FULL RENUNCIATION.

TODAY, I CAN START YOU FOR FREE.

THE CHIEF OBSTACLE TO INITIATION IS PRIDE

YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE PROUD OF YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS SO FAR. YOU’VE DONE WELL, AND THAT’S WHY YOU’RE HERE.

THERE IS MUCH MORE IF YOU ARE WILLING TO ADMIT YOU DON’T KNOW, AND YOU WANT TO BE TAUGHT.

CAN YOU COME WITH AN EMPTY CUP?

ARE YOU WILLING TO GET SCHOOLED?

DO YOU WANT TO GROW MORE THAN YOU WANT TO BE SPECIAL?

ARE YOU HUMBLE?

HUMILITY IS ACCEPTING THERE IS MORE TO LEARN.

WHEN YOU GRADUATE FROM THE FIRST LEVEL TO THE SECOND, YOUR TEACHINGS MOVE FROM SUBJECTIVE TO OBJECTIVE. YOUR AUDIENCE CAN EXPAND, BECAUSE WHAT YOU OFFER NOW WORKS FOR A WIDER RANGE OF STUDENTS.

SUBJECTIVE TEACHING

YOU TELL YOUR STORY AND PEOPLE SIMILAR TO YOU GET RESULTS

OBJECTIVE TEACHING

YOU TELL A HIGHER TEACHING, AND ANYONE CAN GET RESULTS

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IS THERE GATEKEEPING?

NO, THE ONLY BLOCK TO RECEIVING HIGHER TEACHINGS IS BELIEVING YOU ALREADY HAVE THEM. THE GATEKEEPING IS SELF-IMPOSED.

You can’t wake up if you don’t know you’re sleeping.

WHAT IS MESOTERICA?

MESOTERICA IS AN OBJECTIVE AWAKENING COURSE DESIGNED TO INITIATE YOU INTO THE SECOND LEVEL, AND OUT OF THE FIRST.

YOU WILL AWAKEN IN TEN LESSONS.

WE COVER THE TWO ASPECTS OF AWAKENING THAT NEED TO BE MASTERED:

1.) THE ACTIVATION OF THE HIGHER MENTAL AND HIGHER EMOTIONAL CENTERS

2.) THE TRANSFORMATION OF YOUR BEING, SO THAT YOU ARE NOT BEHAVING IN A WAY THAT’S INCONGRUENT WITH YOUR NEW LEVEL OF CONSCIOUSNESS. (LIKE I DID)

IT TAKES TIME, BUT NOT TOO MUCH.

EXACTLY HOW ARE WE ACHIEVING THIS?

The Enneagram is an ancient symbol that shows you how any task can become achieved when you use the three fundamental laws of creation together, depicted by the triangle, circle, and line of supervision. I’ll teach you this in Lesson Three.

THE OBJECTIVE AWAKENING PROCESS IS NOT RANDOM, NEW, OR ACCIDENTAL. NEITHER IS THE ORDER IN WHICH WE PERFORM THE STEPS.

EVERY SINGLE STEP IS WEIGHED, MEASURED, AND PROVEN. YOU CAN’T SKIP A STEP, BUT RESULTS ARE GUARANTEED

IF YOU DO THE WORK.

EACH OF THE TEN LESSONS COMES WITH A UNIQUE PSYCHOLOGICAL TEST YOU CAN DO ON YOURSELF TO SEE IF THE WORK CHECKS OUT.

NEVER TRUST! ALWAYS TEST!

WHAT EXACTLY WILL I GET?

TEN LESSONS, DELIVERED LIVE AND WEEKLY, ENGINEERED TO TAKE YOU METHODICALLY, STEP-BY-STEP FROM ASLEEP TO AWAKE.

THE HARDEST PART WILL BE TO RECOGNIZE THAT YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP.

WE GET REALLY ATTACHED TO OUR SPIRITUAL SELF CONCEPT AND DON’T WANT TO FACE THE FACT THAT WE’RE SHITASSES WHEN WE DON’T GET OUR WAY.

IT’S OKAY IF YOU’RE NOT READY TO FACE THIS RIGHT NOW.

WE ACCOMPLISH THIS IN TEN SESSIONS.

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CLASS SCHEDULE + QUESTIONS ANSWERED

all calls 90 minutes. We meet on Thursdays at 11AM EST, Replays posted promptly

QA available weekly for Safehouse students. Live QA at the end of each call + end of course

May 2, 2024 - Who are we? Where are we? Why are we here? What is life? 

Psych Test 001: Self-Observation

May 9 2024 - How did we fall asleep? How do we awaken? What are miracles?

Psych Test 002: What Center Am I In?

May 16, 2024 - What is time? What are laws? What is the Enneagram?

Psych Test 003: Self-Remembering

May 23, 2024 - Who am I, really?

Psych Test 004: Impressions

May 30, 2024 - What is Desire?

Psych Test 005: Desire

June 6, 2024 - What is God? What Is the Devil?

Psych Test 006: Objective Prayer

June 13, 2024 - What is Surrender? What is Sacrifice?

Psych Test 006: Divided Attention

June 27, 2024 - Exactly What Is the Process to Awaken the Mind?

Psych Test 007: The Objective Exercise

July 4, 2024 - How Do I Make Sure I Don’t Go Back To Sleep?

Psych Test 008: Putting Others On Your Step

July 11, 2024 - What If I Have Questions?

Psych Test 009: Commands

WHY AM I THE BEST PERSON FOR THE JOB?

MAYBE I’M NOT. BUT I AM THE ONE WHO SHOWED UP WHEN YOU, ON SOME LEVEL, ASKED “ISN’T THERE MORE TO SPIRITUALITY THAN JUST THIS?”. NOT THE BEST, BUT THE BEST FOR YOU.

WHEN THE STUDENT IS READY, THE TEACHER APPEARS.

THERE IS NO NEED TO TRUST ME. YOU CAN ATTEND THE FIRST TWO LESSONS FREE OF CHARGE, AND SEE IF IT REALLY IS A DIFFERENT TASTE THAN ALL YOU’VE HEARD UP UNTIL NOW.

JUST $899 

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